Polish reality rarely has even a quantum of what may be called reasonable thinking. No matter what the area of our lifes you will always come across ludicrous human behaviour, which is just inexplicable and almost impossible to come to terms with. I wish I knew a way to depict it in a as true and down-to-earth way as it is, but unfortunately I don't. 

If you ever find yourself looking for the best set of expressions in order to tell something important.STOP!!! Somebody has already done it!!!

"There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.
-That's some catch, that catch-22, he observed.
-It's the best there is, Doc Daneeka agreed."